ตูดใหญ่ผิวดําพร้อมที่จะเย็ดหมู่ทุกคนเอาท์ดอร์

And so wait a minute, let me tell you this story.

All right, it's a real good story, so feel free to tell it.

But see, you know how most people tell stories

about like monsters in the woods, like we are and shit?

I'm not gonna tell the story.