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Most teenagers can't wait to get along and rip each other's clothes off.

But my stepdaughter and her young man are too afraid to do anything.

Which is fine by me, but here's the thing.

I know they're both going to go off to college if they don't move their relationship along.

They're going to end up becoming recluses, and they're going to end up in the wrong crowd of ****.