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Ahem, yes, it is a sad day when a dearly departed leads us for the life hereafter.

I tell you what, have some of this, it's really quite strong you know.

There. How are we feeling? Much better?

Because you know what? It's very strong stuff.

And do you know what? It reminds me of how I feel.