เซอร์ไพรส์การเผชิญหน้าทางเพศกับหนุ่มหล่อสุดฮอตซึ่งเป็นผู้ซื้อสมมุติว่าเป็นผู้สืบทอดของฉัน

My aunt left me the house because she hated my parents.

I knew that. I knew why she hated them, too. She wasn't all that crazy about me

either, but I was the lessor of two evils. So I was now the proud owner of, if memory

served, the ugliest fucking house ever built. When I pulled up in front of it, I groaned.

Memory hadn't done it justice. The shingles had faded to a nice zombie gray.