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That's why we have live experts to help you with any questions.

They can hold your hand through the process beginning to end.

Metaphorically, of course, but they can't actually hold your hand in person.

I suppose you could hold your computer mouse while you chat with the expert about capital gains or whatever,

which is sort of like holding hands.