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Guess what I found on your computer?

Oh, I was sneaking around a little bit. Not much. Actually, I just needed to check my email, but you know, lo and behold, you had something pulled up on your laptop.

Something I certainly didn't expect to find.

Are you blushing? You know what I found, don't you?

Uh-huh.